ChavTowns

Bath, Somerset - needs a good clean!

Bath is a small city in Somerset that tourists from all over the world visit to see the Roman Baths and Georgian Architecture. They are lucky because they only visit for a day - some people have to live here which I did for 7 years. It is full of some of the most unfriendly people in England, (and that doesn't even include the chavs!) The chavs live in areas such as Twerton and Whiteway where riding stolen mopeds and motorbikes is popular. Another favourite pastime is beating strangers up with baseball bats or iron bars. They like to congregate in Kingsmead Square where they have fights with chavs from towns like Trowbridge and Chippenham. The older chavs go to the Lamb and Lion where cheap booze and even cheaper 16 year old chavettes are on offer. They have the worst Somerset accent which is chavved to the max and say things like "where's that to?" and "10 lamburt butla me luvva!". For an after hours fight they go to XL's nightclub (formely Cadillacs). The shopping centre is being redeveloped but there is still a Sports World and more mobile phone shops than in Japan. There's a McDonalds which always seems to have it's windows smashed in. A guy was attacked outside here a few years ago by a gang of chavs who he accidentally made eye contact with. They also used a stun gun on him. Not all chavs in Bath can afford these and can't even afford pizza. This explains why a man was attacked in the Homebase car park and had his jaw broken. The 2 chavs stole his takeaway pizza! Bath also has dozens of homeless street drinkers and druggies and the most aggressive beggars in the Western world - "spare 12p for tha night shelter mate?". Also, more people in Bath support Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal than anywhere else in the world - which is why Bath City FC are still non-league!

Bath - lovely for a day trip, but don't miss the last train out of town!

Keighley AKA K-towwwwn

Well i live in good ole Keighley near Bradford. i must admit i am not proud to live there!
go to keighley and you can guarentee you will meet a chav within 2 minutes of your stay. usualy found outside the bus station with a pram a fag a can of carling a druggie boyfriend and a large number of mixed race children, no sorry BRATS.
with the lads usually wearing trakkies addidas trainers a fake burberry baseball cap + fake gold jewelry. looking like death warmed up due to the fact they cant afford any more heroin.
the lasses are normaly identical to vicky off little britain. hair pulled back a shell suit from the 90's and lots of oversized gold necklaces with ragdolls on :|

then walk down cavendish street (becareful not to walk too close to john the tramp you might catch his fleas) and there all hanging round raja's fast food outlet hassling innocent passers by. walk abit further and you will see them all queing up at keighleys local iceland store with their benefits money and milk tokens. thats usually tuesday when benefits are paid. i had the privelidge of working there :|

as for a booze up in keighley.. well.. avoid pubs such as the cavendish, the star, gatehouse and hope + anchor. K2 nightclub is an okay night but to aviod young chavs dont go in blush (101 to locals) on the last saturday on every month. they have a bassline night and your bound to get stabbed or beat up jus for buying a drink.
also others places to avoid are

Bracken bank - most popular estate in keighley for chavs and young mothers,
usually there is a murder or a fire most weekends.

parkwood - this is where the worst of chavs live. PARKWOOD FLATS! do not go anywhere near unless your a chav yourself. or you have a death wish.

woodhouse - near parkwood, also very rough. if you drive through, lock your doors.

braithwate - a dam scary place :| even police are scared to venture up here in groups smaller than 20

guardhouse - your likely to get hospitilized if you venture through here alone

lund park - home to keighleys asian chavs. popular site for drug dealings

there is also the young chavs to watch out for. these are normally school kids but can be quite scary when you meet them on a dark alleyway.
the girls can be seen wearing clothes far too small usually with mckenzie, bench or goldigga branding. they also glow in the dark due to the fact there makeup is too orange. they usually have bassline playing on there phones, a fag and are far too gobby for there own good. can be easily confused with big words beacasue ther far too lazy to go to school.
so now iv terrified you into never coming into keighley EVER but i do recomend staying well away. theres been 3 murders in the last couple of years all innocent people and all commited by chavs. oh one last word stay well away from a family goin by the name of 'young' in oxenhope near keighley!

:)

Aveley Essex

For most of the week Aveley isnt a bad place to be. The Hall crescent area where I live is a chavtastic place but they rarely set foot outside in the daytime so they are very rarely a problem.

Untill Friday!

Friday night in Aveley is where the IQ fairy visits all the chavs and reduces their already dwindling intellect and makes it drop another twenty points. The top house and rose and crown pubs are the meeting place for chav morons of all ages where they stand and hurl abuse at anything that dares to pass, even cars and buses! Then theres the garage on the corner. You cannot fill up with petrol after dark on any night of the week in Aveley. The chavscum wont ask you to buy beer and fags for them (The people working in the garage would serve a two year old!) these creeps will hurl abuse at you no matter who you are.

The best thing about Aveley chavs (Like all Essex chavs) is that they are not at all worried about showing any kind of class at all. They dress like clowns, swear and spit like navvys, mate and breed at fourteen and all wear four hundred weight of cheap crap gold but claim every benefit available.

Soon as I can Im out of this shithole!

leigh , near wigan

Well i've never been so scared in all my life, to say being a visitor in this town from Yorkshire to watch the rugby and feel threatoned would be an undestatement. Stones being thrown by children at OAP's, 14 year old chavettes with 3 kids running a mock near the town centre, went to a pub called '' the leigh arms '' JESUS CHRIST, a thousand chavs (under 15) drinking stella , i had my 7 year old daughter with me , a pint glass missed her head by an inch as we got caught in the cross fire of an argument over a cigerette lighter, as we left riot vans were streaming past us.... for the fight in the pub we think. Perhaps not only a good 150 mass brawl in the bus station ( 150 a bit exagerative) bricks flyin left right and centre as onlookers alike joined in. We decided not to walk to the stadium ( in the middle of the scruffiest estate ever ) and to get a taxi from avacab ... AVACRASH more like , our taxi driver was border line 16 and driving a PINK cab yes PINK chavette style, nevertheless we proceded into the taxi and got to the ground safely. Thank god we got there OK. Only to be approached by two drunken chavs outside the ground asking for 10 pence to use a pay phone we ignored their question, BIG MISTAKE, glass bottles and coins were thrown at us ( they needed 10 pence for the phone yet threw 67p at us ) are these remedials for real? as we entered the ground the smell ov cannabis overcame me i could possibly say i watched the game '' stoned '' and my daughter was giggling she must of been '' wrecked '' as they say. needless to say the safety stewards were turning a blind eye. not a police officer in site as the foul mouthed leigh crowd started on the referee and opposing players yet more objects thrown on the pitch and at players by more than a '' few '' . half time arrived and i was pleasntly surprised not to get mugged as i went to the beautiful toilet facilities and had to stand next to a cigerette wielding 8 year old with his hands down his trackies . Why ?. After the game finished thank god the coaches are parked just outside the ground. we got on and was met by a barrage of abuse, swear words and more objects being thrown. To say its grim up north is fine but Leigh has to be the worst place i've ever visited in my life, it was the first and will certainly be the last time i visit this disgraceful town. You should be ahsamed of yourselves thank god i live in halifax and not lively leigh GOD HELO THE CIVILISED LOCALS. Not that we met many . LEIGH IS A SHIT HOLE !

Hallett Cove - Australia

I lived in South London for 20 years before moving to the suburbs and then further away from London as time passed. I lived in council housing for a few years - The Arndale Estate in Wandsworth for those who know it - but now live in an Idyllic yet not a 'Utopian' city / town with the ocean just over the top right of my monitor as I look out for inspiration. Hint its not Southend!

As an ex-pat I regularly watch BBC / Sky news to keep in touch as I still have family and friends in the Uk and now feel ashamed of being British. The last time I remember feeling pride in 1977 when the Silver Jubilee meant street parties, in the early 80's when the Falklands Taskforce returned, I felt robbed in 1990 when England were knocked out of The World Cup, and joy when they won The Ashes and Rugby World Cup. But now I look back at the country of my, my children's birth feeling ashamed - areas where I once considered I would remain for life, I have watched as scum have moved in, multiplied, and turned once thriving and VERY neighbourly places into 'No-GO Zones'. I have seen the elderly being ridculed and abused by so-called chavs, and yes I did get involved after all it was my job to !!!

So how pissed off with the UK am I?? Well although purely ceromonial, I have done what I thought I would never do, I have not re-newed my passport. The British Passport a once mighty document, it opened doors (literally it was that sturdy), you only had to show the front of it to get into Britain after returning from overseas. I am currently without a passport - I am waiting on my Citizenship for my chosen country !

This year we have seen over 20 young people knifed to death in London alone, teenage pregnancy, drinking, smoking, and poor literacy skills at an all time high. Tv programmes - Catherine Tate's bov'vered, Little Britains yeah but no but....make a joke out it but it like a cancer....its spreading not only within the Uk but now unfortunately to a place near where I live.

Its known locally as Little Britain not by the Brits !! There is a big store, chip shop, kids hang outside smoking and abusing passersby. They wear hoodies baseball caps, jeans, have shit jewellery and for God knows why, many families from the UK seem to graviate towards it.

I actually heard the parent of one 'local' kid who put his hood up be told "Take yer hood off you look like a Pom !!"

A message for the UK - sort yourselves out........its time to stand up and say "Enough is Enough!" reclaim the streets from the shit. With regards to 'here' - I am doing my bit to reclaim the streets - trust me !!!

I do not want my kids to grow up in a place that tolerates Chavs....we moved our kids out of the UK for this very reason. I can guarentee that we will not have to put up with it here.

Doncaster (My town, the place to be)

Doncaster, well what do I say, I've read a couple of other peoples opinions of it but a lot of them are just a load of bullshit. I live in one of the roughest parts of Doncaster and I love it. I'm still at school I go to NDTC and it's officialy the worst school in Doncaster with one of the highest bullying and lowest acheivement rates in Doncaster. The school is shit but the people are actually amazing.We have regular battles of the years where my year and other years (mainly the year above me) have a big riot on the top field where the teachers can no longer see because Fernbank is being built there. We also have knife fights with one of the other loacal school, it's mint as fuck mate! Only a few actually make it back to school after dinner though when thats been going off.

Doncaster has alot of new thing like shopping centre and airport. They are actually very good and a massive improvment of the old ones. The airport is called Robin Hood airport because Robin Hood is from Doncaster, he was born there and then moved to Nottingham or where ever it was when he was about 10, so that sorts that out!! If you go into the Frenchgate centre you will see large groups of different sorts of people but the ones you see the most are actually not the chavs (suprise to alot of you) it is actually the massive groups of goths out side Blue Bannana, but in saying that if you go into the loacal McDonalds or 'Maccy D's' as me and my friends like to call it you will find the very large goups of chavs and pykys. The most popular place for chavs though is skating at the ome where nearly all of my friends spend their time during the weekend, it's a great place to go get pissed and take drugs with the smack heads and pykys, we love it! If you got to the ASDA outside the after 6 pm on a sunday night you will find boy racers in their pimped out chavvy cars thinking their going to be the next Lewis Hamilton or in the next Need for Speed movie (it's soooo good).

Trains and buses go nearly every where from Donny because we actually used to make trains here and tractors! You might of had to get off at Doncaster train station once and wait for your next train to arrive and gone out side for a fag and saw a lot of traps and chavs outside, Doncaster is not actually like that, that's just the town's train station because they know lots of rich people will be there and it's a good place to steal things, that's all.

If you dare to venture to where I live (Woodland/Adwick) we will be knifed! Only joking we couldn't give two fucks about people we don't know all we want to do is have a good time, having a piss about and getting chased by the coppers. We don't realy get chased by the coppers that much. Place like Skellow, Highfields and Bently are pretty much the same as Woodlands except there are more chav hang abouts.

Alot of people associate Doncaster with alot of burgalars and theifs, but it't not that bad! I have lived in the same house in Doncaster since i was 1 and we've never been burgaled, I've never even had any thing stolen from me, so how bad is it realy? The police are often over Woodlands in their helicoptors, but you never see them on them shitty police shows do you?

Doncaster is not as bad as alot of you think, if you went into Doncaster town and asked some people what they think of Doncaster I bet you most of them say it is not that bad.

Perry Barr - Birmingham

What a absolute crap hole of a place! As soon as you come off the Aston Expressway to get to Perry Barr you enter into the most grim, unsightly place, its Grey, its miserable, its always cold and bleak,not to mention dirty scummy and horrible.
You have now entered the ghetto.

I unfortunately came to Birmingham City University, which is in the heart of Perry Barr, and i live round the corner in a student house. What a place to put a university.

Perry Barr mainly consists of Asian chav lads, fat chav girls in tracksuits and muggers and thieves.

Its a really dangerous place to live. You cant go out at night, you cant walk down the street without having something sleazy shouted at you, The houses get robbed because their student houses so im literally waiting in fear to be burgled.

Every day my house vibrates because of chav lads going by in their crap cars with their fat exhausts with their chav rap blasting out at full blast.

Everyone spits on the floor, drops their litter, vandalizes everything.

And then there's the one stop shopping center, which i know has been mentioned on this site before.
You go down the escalator into the shopping center and you literally feel as if your being led into the depths of hell. Its got to be the scummiest shopping center i have ever been to.

I really wish i hadn't come to uni here, its so horrible it actually makes you feel depressed.
Birmingham is the pits.

rhoose: chavs on the rise

once a quiet rural village,Rhoose is now all but an extension of Barry.The focal point for the local and visiting chavs is the spar and the only bus shelter(50 metres down the road).The bus shelter is ideally situated next to the only telephone box in the village,so when one of their chavvy drug dealers fails to sort them out or someone pisses them off they only have to walk outside and smash up the phone box(.a weekly occurance).They are not without imagination though,they have been known to smash the spar windows and also the estate agents have had a few windows kicked in.They range in age from 14 to 40,but the main core of chavvy "cokeheads" are surprisingly 17 to 24,these supply a vast range of drugs to all the other chavs and are able to purchase lambert and butlers and cheap booze to the younger chavs and chavettes.incredibly most of these little hoodrats do not come from council estates but from the affluent Rhoose point estate,they sport the latest expensive tracksuits and trainers and drive around in new little motors,joeying the drug dealers around.if you ever wished to meet one of them just chuck on a trackie,a baseball cap(optional),walk up the spar(with a limp prefferably)hold out a clenched fist and say"safe bruv,wos appening",you will be well in bruv.

Calne - the toilet town

How to begin about Calne - ah yes, the only good thing about the place is the way out. If you are a resident of calne, your either one of the commuters or you are built into the fabric.
It is truly the only place where people move house down the fucking street! The average person there has an iq that stays in single figures and there really is nothing that you can do about it.
Townies, Chavs and Moshers all group up in one little outfit and hang around the town centre like a horde of ill trained baboons. Teenage Chavs are bad enough, but these little scrotes are in there twenties and still trying to impress the little girls who hang around.
The usual uniform is shitty little tracksuits, obligatory bling and above all a fucking bmx! Even now, going into the town centre is seeing a horde of idiot bastard children, usually in between 20 and 200 hundred of the little bastards.
Fridays and Saturday nights generally consists of a drink or two in the town centre then running a gauntlet of abuse, obstacles and the little twats who decide they want to shove you about, then when you punch the fuckers out, you get a visit from the police.
Heroes in Calne generally tend to be the senior smackheads, who regale the junior skaghead section with how hard they are. It's bollocks. They pack knives but can't use them, stink like a toilet for typhus sufferers and really should do us a favour and get a shower.
The only real places to go are the pigs in the town centre and congregating around the outside of the charcoal grill. Sometimes they will have firework riots and generally intimidating families is another favourite. If they get bored, they hop on a bus to Chippenham and fight the chavs there... Sad Sad little people with nothing better to do.
If there was ever an argument for compulsory sterilisation, the reprobates who hang around the town centre truly are that.

Hulls Preston Road estate

Preston rd estate, no amount of superlatives can descibe this place. The residents are forth and fifth generation underclass vermin, they have there own distinct accent it sounds like the regular Hull accent but when they talk its like they are holding their noses , very odd! Gangs of chavbos roam the street until 8am everyday of the week its like a fucking circus. I once ventured onto Bilton grove with a friend on a weekday afternoon and was greeted by a gang of ratboys armed with eggs who threw them at the car while their parents watched. Peadophilia is rife here and 20 year men do get 13 year old school girls pregnant to ensure the survival of the next generation of vermin. To put how scummy this area is into context i once spoke to a guy who worked on a community project on Preston Rd and he said it was the worst place he had ever been in his life, he was brought up in Belfast near the Shankill rd! If visiting Preston rd please ensure you have all vaccinations up to date and check with FCO website for up to date information and good luck.